Comedy Greats: Rodney Dangerfield

trying out this new segment for the blog, and I know Ra would probably have some good ones for this so lets see if we can do this every so often...

..lets start it up with a very hilarious man... Rodney Dangerfield... got this idea from watching Jay Leno's last Tonight Show, and he attributes one of his sketches to Rodney Dangerfield and then they played some clips from the comedy legend that were fricken hilarious

couldn't find it, but I found this and it had me cracking up...


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I think this man was pure comedy gold lol... here are some more classics from the late Mr. Dangerfield...

-Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

-When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.

-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-My mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

-I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

-When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

-I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

-Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

-A hooker once told me she had a headache.

.... oh man, I am crackin' up as I blog, truely LOL'ing hahahaha...



...'til later...
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